salty-red-mage:

eightmickeys:

hxngmxnpage:

thegreenmeridian:

twinky-dinky-doo:

robhand:

b0gvvitch:

kurtamutual:

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

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dulect:

someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don’t worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we’ll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

finita–la–commedia:

“Today, I feel my youth so much, I long to do something wild. I need to turn somersaults instead of going to bed. But with whom ?”

— Sofia Tolstaya (1844-1919), a diary note of 19th December, 1863
in: “The Diaries of Sofia Tolstoy”, translated from the Russian by Cathy Porter

“ … я нынче так чувствую свою молодость, и так мне нужно чего-нибудь сумасшедшего. Вместо того, чтоб ложиться спать, мпе хотелось бы кувыркаться. А с кем ?”

bookmania:

“I walk around the world like a ghost, and sometimes I question whether I even exist. Whether I’ve ever existed at all.”

— Paul Auster

mermaididols:

i never see any positivity for people with “bad” teeth so

dear everyone with a noticeable gap in their teeth, or with big overbites or underbites, or teeth that follow no pattern at all, all yall who got teased and now can’t smile an open mouth without feeling nervous, all who couldn’t get braces for one reason or another and those who had to go through them: you’re beautiful and amazing and perfect just how you are

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noorshirazie:

“I’m not lonely. I’m not lonely. I’m not lonely. I repeat these words like a prayer to my sunken self before stepping out into the world each morning. Some days, it’s momentarily convincing. Some days, the world whispers back, Stop lying.”

— Noor Shirazie, Fooling no one.

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